General Anaesthetic Taking the edge off.

License to drink

Holy fucking fuck! What? The? Fuck? Huh? Jesus fuck, did this cunt really just suggest that we need state sanction to buy a beer or a fag? And punishing us for damaging ourselves?

Fucking WHAT? WHAT? AAARGH! I think my brain is trying to leap out of my skull and strangle this fucking little fascist cunt weasel. I’m fairly certain this cocksucker is nasty little middle-class Guardianista who secretly wanks over the Daily Mail.

That, my friends, is the Labour Party, the party that looks after the common man. Because clearly, the common man cannot be trusted to look after himself.

The clown’s response to this idea.

Successful trolling?

Update: 05/10/09

Via The Devil’s Kitchen, it seems that this idea isn’t exactly new. One Professor Julian Le Grand, chair of Health England, former advisor to the Labour Party and current advisor to the Tories, touted the idea of a license to smoke two years ago.

Individuals would be required to buy a smoking permit, renewable each year, which they would have to show in supermarkets and tobacconists before buying tobacco. Instead of making a New Year’s resolution not to smoke, individuals would have to choose to be smokers. The permit fee would be re-invested in the National Health Service.

So it should be no surprise that the target is being moved to drinking, now that smoking has been banned. Who said that the slippery slope is a fallacy?

October 2, 2009, by Jimmy B.
Category: bureaucrats and the unco guid politics | Tagged: facist, labour lost, trolling