Archive for the ‘acts of stupidity’ Category
Makes John Barnes Look Good
Posted on: November 28, 2009
Har durr!
I near shit masel.
Here. Cleanse your palette.
Via Pop Cop
Tagged as: andy murray, what a twat
A Bovine Charge
Posted on: June 10, 2009
‘mon the cows*.
[Update since the original link is no longer available.]
Blunkett injured in cow attack.
It is believed the cow ran at the dog and while trying to protect her, the blind MP fell and was trampled.
Shouldn’t laugh really, he broke a rib. But it’s so difficult.
The BBC also offer considered advice from someone called Pratt:
“The [...]
Tagged as: and impressive display of judgement, chased by animals, when cows attack
Egg, quite literally, on your face
Posted on: May 15, 2009
Hot food is dangerous. I know, I once burnt masel’ on some scalding hot mozzarella that stuck to my chin. I believe that’s where the American Army got the idea for napalm from.
But I’ve never been hospitalised by hot egg fluid. There is a special category of stupid, just for Glasgow footballers. Fucking hell.
Tagged as: daftie, footballers, fucking stupid